I mean it!

Yet another Facebook find...

"mock my words"

Facebook spam.

Gadzooks!

"First 1000 people in my company are illegible for a brand new Mercedes Benz. Be apart of the founding members. Come work hand and hand with the master distributor...."

Drinking before an exam is not always the best strategy

A student describing the Articles of Confederation:

"It was far from full proof."

It feels really special, but it's kind of smelly

A student answering whether or not we worship our government:

"We put them up on a pedistool."

Causing laughter because of absurdity; provoking or deserving derision; ridiculous; laughable....

When a student mistakenly substitutes Ludacris for ludicrous....

A new wing of the hospital

Appearing in a student's essay:

"Does this automatically mean that Joe Taxpayer really needs to foot the bill for a child that for all intensive purposes shouldn’t even be in our country?"

Seen on Facebook

"She has great stage presents!"