A new wing of the hospital

Appearing in a student's essay:

"Does this automatically mean that Joe Taxpayer really needs to foot the bill for a child that for all intensive purposes shouldn’t even be in our country?"

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"She has great stage presents!"

At least not from this web page...

"...there is no end in site to this problem."

What is a dogberry?

A malapropism (also called a Dogberryism or acyrologia) is the substitution of a word for a word with a similar sound, in which the resulting phrase makes no sense but often creates a comic effect.